We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
whose ass print is on the piano?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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