The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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