it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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