the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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