I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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