Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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