I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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