Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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