Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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