Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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