I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Boobs speak an international language.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
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