Heybabeimwearingurpanties
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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