Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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