We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
