Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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