great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
the night ended with taco bell and tears
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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