dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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