I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
i think i have herpe
just one?
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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