My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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