I just saw a hot homeless man
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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