scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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