You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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