Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
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