I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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