I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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