i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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