Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Im part way to drunk.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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