i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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