I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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