No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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