we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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