Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
there is glitter all over my balls
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