Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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