When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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