Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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