yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
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