We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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