My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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