I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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