So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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