there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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