My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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