You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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