oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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