don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
my sisters under your porch take her home
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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