Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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