are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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