That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Randomize
