It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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