Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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